last night, a certain someone demanded that i update my blog. and so, voila-- here i am! with nothing very important or wise to say actually.

but anyways, here's a little insight to longdistance relationships: the biggest problem in an LDR is really just money. if i had money, life would be much easier.

(and at this point, i know tyc will have something to say about knowing how to manage your finance and how having more money doesn't mean life will be easier--in fact, it might be more complicated. yes dear Friend, i hear ya! i can even predict what you will say.)

i must be a successful bitch next time. from this moment onwards, this is my goal. muahahaha. one day i will own the world like they do in Lipstick Jungle. and have a sordid affair with a young hot calvin klein underwear male model called Kirby while my husband breeds dogs for silly dog shows.

right.

On another note, i spent the last hour or so before bedtime just browsing through alexa chung pictures AGAIN and gushing over her awesome-ness. and then at night, i dreamt of a river island bag that costs 99dollars and an ugly black skirt from F21 which i like but nobody else does. by the way, i am naming my daughter Alexa next time. if i have a son, i will still name him Alexa and he can be gay. (do not steal my baby names, thanks.)

I am weird like this. the same way this blog entry is just unfathomable as well.

FML i am going crazy. and like as if this entry isn't crazy enough, here's another crazy picture. but trust me, it has a story-- a great one in fact-- behind it. deserves Picture Of The Week if you ask me: